Warning: There are swears in this post. Just wanted to tell you in case you don't like that sort of thing... or if you're at work and your boss isn't really cool with seeing the F-bomb on your screen.
Snark is one of my all time favorite words. Not only does it have a great meaning, the word itself is hilarious to say. Snark. Go ahead and say it.
Now I KNOW you have a friend or two that's full of the snark. Snarkalicious. Snarktastic. A Snarkalatafus, if you will.
So what, pray tell, do you buy your snarky friends for the holidays?
These things. You buy them these things.
These two great shirts are available through Snarkopus.com, the latest and greatest purveyor of all things snarky. Grab a Well Hung shirt for your boyfriend or husband... or both! Who knows? Maybe you'll get a Santa's Favorite Ho shirt in return. Ah, to dream. Several colors available. $25-$26.50 depending on size.
How about that work friend who always drinks her coffee black with a heavy dose of sarcasm and eye rolling at coworkers? This No Fucks Given mug would make the PERFECT gift to go along with her hatred of all things. Available through Give An Eff for $15. Lefty version also available!
Or maybe your friend is sad that she no longer has the ability to give a fuck in any situation. Send her a brand new box of fucks to replenish her stores! Each order is custom made with love through Give An Eff and is available for $30. A mini box can be purchased for $15.
Who wouldn't love a custom painting of themselves? Daniela from Little Punk People has the ability to turn any face into a fun caricature of itself by adding crazy eyes, snarky smiles, and maybe a random pet or two. Her style can make even your snarkiest friends chuckle. I actually have a set of custom Little Punk People Christmas ornaments that look almost exactly like our family and they are our FAVORITES to put on the tree each year. Here is a pic of my son holding his ornament:
I'm proud to call the owners of all these awesome artsy shops my friends. No, I'm not being paid to say any of this stuff. I just love their stuff and hope that you will check them out and grab a few fun gifts this season!